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Chronarch
Character: Narvin
Automated Voice Message:
You have reached the communicator of Narvinektralonum. Leave a message and if it's important I shall return your call promptly.
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[Private to Visscher]

This is somewhat irregular, but I would like you to come with me to my universe. There is a medical problem that you might be able to help us with.

[Private to Wynter]

I am taking the opportunity Jeffers is providing to return to Gallifrey for a short time. I assume you will be doing the same?

[Open Spam]

Narvin packs up his materials in the lab, putting them safely away. Yes, Jeffers said they would only be gone for three days by Quadratus relative time, but that’s no reason not to be tidy. Besides, he has a few projects that he doesn’t really want anyone accidentally stumbling across.

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May. 3rd, 2015 05:06 am
ewestmarch: (wait wait)
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Hey! Are you listening?

[Emilia knocks on the communicator for effect.]

I didn't authorize being recorded in that swamp.

Where are the lawyers around here?
ratkicker: (eh?)
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[The public video feed opens to Jade inside her photography office.]

Alright, so a few days ago, this thing walked into my store, made a mess, and nearly gave me a heart attack. I tried to fight it off, but apparently it's harmless.

[The feed cuts to an image of a gross flesh golem clumsily exiting a small building. To anyone who's seen it before, it's the one belonging to Emilia Westmarch.]

I took a picture when it finally left. Anyone recognize it?
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Public | Audio


I would like to inform all imports that archeaologist Rene Belloq has turned himself in on charges of intent to murder and sell artefacts without authority to do so. As he is leveling some serious charges against himself it has been decided that he will be excused permanently from resort service. Rene Belloq from that particular timeline cannot be allowed to return to the resort. [And now comes the part of explaining what that means. That's not going to be a pain in the ass or anything.]

Many people here are aware of the events of their timeline. As a person acquainted with time travel in my universe, we typically have only one timeline. But contact with this universe and its unique properties means that there can be a variety of events divergent that create different timelines.

In layman's terms, this means that you might meet someone who does not share your exact experiences, or someone may come that doesn't recall being here. If another Rene Belloq should arrive, he will not be guilty of the same charges and may not have the same intentions or history, so please approach all familiar individuals with the knowledge that this is not the same person, but instead a markedly similar one.

If you have encountered alternate universes or are familiar with them, you may want to offer your own advice. Thank you for your time.
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Okay, I know I shouldn't panic yet because my father runs off more than a toddler on a sugar high but... [And he mops his face with one hand]

Has anyone seen Walter lately?

[[ooc: please pretend this was on-time ;; stupid illness]]

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Jan. 6th, 2015 05:12 am
athousandcurses: (Silence)
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I know that we are here voluntarily, and as such this may seem like an odd question to ask...

How do you adjust to not only come from a different planet, but a universe where everything is different? Does it make you happy or do you feel ever more homesick? I have heard it said that something familiar changed only a bit can be more unsettling than something completely alien.
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[Public]
[Ben is in the lab attached to the museum, holding the video feed pickup not on himself but on one of the research cages. It's better than up to standard for animal treatment standards; Ben figures it's his responsibility.

Inside is mesh netting, and a brick frame from which hang ... what look like two lumps of wet leaves? One's larger than the other.]


It just goes to show that you can't predict what will happen when you introduce new life to an ecosystem. Mostly that turns out to be pretty catastrophic, but sometimes the native species actually adapt.

Take this little creature. [Ben dons a thick glove and reaches carefully into the cage, stroking the smaller of the two bundles. It reveals itself to be a small bat, making a distressed sound at being woken but settling down once its small brain clicks in and it recognizes Ben, bringer of food. It even lets him get the video pickup close to its face before it's had enough: it flaps and flails to a new position.] Native species: Quadratan bat. Small, sharp, even teeth, highly mobile, not very aggressive toward anything that's not a small arthropod. Like other Quadratan animals, they're hermaphroditic. They're also, in their credit, the main predator of the Quadratan silverfish.

It's well adapted to hunt silverfish; as you may've encountered, silverfish like to hide in loosely fractured or joined stone. Well, the bats have a pretty clever way of driving them out. They use a high-frequency signal-- adapted from the echolocation they use to fly-- that agitates the stone and drives their prey out into the open. They're not aggressive, get confused in bright light, and shouldn't be a bother to you.

Now-- for the other specimen.

[He cautiously puts his hand near the larger hanging form, a thing bigger than his fist-- he doesn't even touch it before it burst into motion, pouncing on his hand and trying to get its two large teeth into his glove. Ben lets it savage the thick leather calmly, using its distraction to film it.]

Hylian Keese, not even remotely native to this planet-- looks a bit like a Terran bat, but it's a scavenger as much as anything. See that dentition-- those two large teeth? Not only a wicked bite, but it uses them as a threat. This girl and all her species have a very effective instinct to kill even large prey by driving it out of cover in front of larger predators, or into landscape hazards. Highly aggressive. And some sub-species have adapted to secrete a flammable oil that they ignite by flying near lava-- or any open flame-- allowing them to catch fire without being harmed themselves. It's quite the deterrent to predators or anyone encroaching on their territory. They're dangerous, and if you find one, call the museum. Don't try to wrangle it yourself.

Now, the Keese don't have the adaptation to their sonar that lets them shake silverfish out of the rock around here, but they've started flocking with the native bats who do. Conventional wisdom holds that the larger, more aggressive species would win out, and we'd see a decrease in bat population.

Instead, every bat population we've observed has increased after mixing with Keese. They can't breed with one another and it's not a boom in births-- but individual bats seem to be living longer after they start rubbing shoulders with the Keese. In a literal sense-- they actively socialize with their new neighbors. There are a few theories about why that is, but we'll need more data to pin down the big contributor.

It's a positive story-- especially since the silverfish population seems to be breeding enough to make up for the new predation and we aren't losing an important rung on the Quadratan food chain-- but the lesson to take away is that you can't predict what happens in these situations. And that life is wonderfully adaptable.

[Filtered to Una, Jade]

While I'm thinking about adaptation-- I was looking over some of the survey scans, because I'm researching silverfish along with everything else, for my sins. They thrive in old stone structures-- have you seen these GPR images? Regular, rectangular cavities-- potentially buried ruins. I'm heading out to take a look, and I thought a photographer and an archaeologist might be interested.

[Private to Narvin]
Do we know yet what damn fool set off that spawner?

And are you doing all right?

[Video]

Dec. 28th, 2014 01:06 pm
timesbureaucrat: (i can kill u with my brain)
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[Narvin is suspicious and paranoid and generally thinks that people are out to get him even under the best of circumstances. So hearing from the news report that the person who set off the skeleton spawner is possibly an import--someone he knows--is stoking the paranoia, and building fears that the native population might turn ugly against them all.]

How lovely learning that one of us may be responsible for attempting to slaughter everyone. I'm sure that endears us to the natives.

[Narvin leans forward, steeples his fingers.]

Of course, a psychic scan could quickly clear all this up. Targeted for only relevant information, of course. If you're innocent, you'd have nothing to worry about.
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[for a moment, a woman's face is simply staring out at the broadcast, consideringly, as though not sure it's started yet. she's in her early twenties, Hispanic, her dark hair braided, and dressed in the uniform of resort security]

[realizing from the display on the screen that the broadcast must have started, she says:]
Hello. [the word is a bit uncertain. she swallows, trying to mask her nerves, and continues more calmly:] I'm Linda Esquivel. I'm from Chester's Mill, Maine. [there's a beat of hesitation, as she wonders if she should give more information than that, but she ultimately decides to leave the description as it is] I just got here a couple days ago, and I've joined the security patrol. I was a sheriff's deputy back home. [and sheriff, but she doesn't think two days of that job due to the disaster that happened really counts, so she leaves her credentials at that]

I thought you should know who I am in case you see me around. And, uh, I'd like to start meeting people, too--and learn a little more about this place. I've never seen anything like it before. [another pause as she debates how to end an open message like this. finally, she goes with:] I'm here if you'd like to talk.

[Video]

Dec. 14th, 2014 11:45 pm
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 [Wynter doesn't immediately react to the video on, but it's because he's thoughtful rather than unaware. When he does look at the feed he's alert and focused.] My name is Tungwynterestemont. But you can call me Wynter.

I'll be acting as security while here and I'll be very good at it. [He's not saying that to reassure himself, but to make sure his young appearance doesn't make others doubt him, on both sides of the fence.

But that said, he eases off.] Happy to be here.


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[Public | Audio]

Okay, so. This is a friendly reminder for everyone for the holidays. Some humans import mistletoe. It looks like this.

  Attached: mistletoe.jpg

They are a parasitic plant that grows out of trees. They're a symbol of Christmas fertility and affection and if you stand underneath a sprig with someone it is custom that you kiss. This is not a custom that you should feel forced to engage in and if you choose to, no further physical expectations are expected to accompany it. This custom predates the spread of Christianity throughout Europe and is based in Druidic customs.

Most importantly, if you've never seen this plant before, do not eat the berries. They are poisonous to humans. It contains something called phoratoxin which can lead to blurred vision, nausea, abdominal pain, diarrhea, blood pressure changes, or possibly death. It isn't terribly common here so it shouldn't be a terrible problem, though I'm aware that some people here have had limited experience with fruits and berries that are common to the rest of us. Use caution in this case

[Locked to Security | Text]

Stop by my office. We got a little bit of a problem.

[video]

Dec. 11th, 2014 01:51 am
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[Have a man who smiles tightly, with no real warmth behind it. Like a courier who's come with some horrible news.]

Hi. I'm Peter Bishop and let's just get this out of the way: yes, for all intents and purposes I am Walter Bishop's son. Please try not to hold that against me. Oh-- and if he gets into any trouble, let me know. [He thinks for a second, head dipped down slightly] Actually, make that when he gets into any trouble.

Anyway, I've got some experience with the FBI so the Resort's decided to bring me on as an investigator. Try not to hold that against me either. I'm not here to bust anybody's chops. Just want to make sure the wrong tech doesn't fall into the wrong hands. So if you need any help, uh. [And like that, he's lost momentum. How do you end these things.]

I'll be around.

[Video]

Dec. 11th, 2014 02:17 pm
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[On screen: a handsome woman with chestnut-brown hair and grey eyes, wearing a tailored tweed blazer over a plain blouse. She smiles, offers a little wave in greeting; when she speaks, she has a crisp, cut-glass British accent.]

Hello. My name's Una Persson. I'm a new arrival—just accepted a post as a Travel Agent.

[A beat; her gaze flickers down for a moment.]

I've been here before, but you'll have to forgive me; my memories of that time are hazy at best. Something to do with the trans-temporal travel. [She says, as if this is somehow strange or a surprise to her, which it so very much isn't. People don't need to know everything about her.] So for all intents and purposes, you may consider me a complete newcomer.
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[Narvin appears on screen, face wan and dark circles under his eyes.]

The date stamp on my communicator says that it's month 10, day 7 by the local calendar system. Please confirm.

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Sep. 13th, 2014 03:14 pm
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[When Lindir's face appears, he looks a little concerned. That said, being a touch concerned at all times was probably on par for him. Those who listen closely might hear some soft cooing noises in the background.]

I was wondering if I might find someone with the knowledge of how to care for young... tribbles I believe they're called. I came across one of the creatures while in the gardens, but I did not know it was an expectant mother. There are now five.

[Lindir reaches over and lifts one up so that it could be seen by the camera. Holding it now, he actually smiles slightly. It was a soothing creature.]

I had intended on returning the mother to the wild, but I am unsure if that is wise with young ones.
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[Audio]

Guten Morgen! [Which he says no matter what time of day it is.] I've realized recently all the unique diseases and ailments that come with living here, and I've been wanting to augment the clinic's database. I offered that I would do some research into diseases native to other universes and I was wondering which ones I should be most alert for. As well as different intoxicating substances. This doesn't necessarily have to include alcohol, but many recreational drugs and they can vary greatly between species.

Also is anyone here experienced with gene therapy? Genetic mapping?

[He wouldn't know the clinical way to put magical elements so he'll leave Braska to that.]
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[The lens of the communicator is covered, but a scratchy female voice can be heard.]

Just hold it and point it over here. This button starts it. Wait, did you already- ?

[The post stops.

When it starts again, it is pointed at a skinny, rotting woman in a long wool gown - Emilia. She is holding a bundle of blue fabric.]


Blackway Clothing, [she begins, smiling primly,] is adequate for your needs if you enjoy poorly-sized, off-the-rack, tacky dish rags to wear on your body. The clothes make the man. Of course, far be it from me to dictate how terrible you want to look. I'm sure it's just fine.

[She unfurls the bundle. It is a t-shirt with an incomprehensible airbrushed slogan, still with the original tags on it.]

But in the event, of, say, an attack by Creepers, the rest of us will all be watching as your pitiful fashion choices do this.

[She holds the shirt at arm's length and crooks a clawlike finger on her opposite hand. A spark of blue flame alights on the tip, and she touches it to the shirt which immediately goes up in flames. As she speaks, it burns almost all the way up to her hand.]

"Stitches" provides custom, quality clothing for any occasion, tailored to fit and priced very reasonably. It is also fireproof.

I think we're finished here.

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Aug. 14th, 2014 08:21 pm
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[There's a thin, ragged man clearing his throat and looking calmly into the camera. Bruce doesn't bother with introductions-- he still doesn't give his name out by habit-- and instead goes right into what interests him.]

Hi. So. Has anyone gotten to take a look at these teleporters? It's... interesting.

[A beat.] How do I go about joining the research team?

Thanks.

[That's it. Chatty, he isn't.]
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[The communicator comes on with the sound of a hard crack, like the buttons are being smacked instead of pushed. The communicator bounces with the force of the blow.

On the screen, Narvin is looking wild-eyed and hair askew. He swears in Gallifreyan and runs a frustrated hand over his head.

Well, now that the communicator is on, he might as well explain.]


One of those vile pests has got into my room. If there's an exterminator around, I would pay good emeralds to see the blasted thing put out of my misery. I last saw it disguising itself as a communicator, but where or what it is now...

[He scans the room, sees something moving out of the corner of his eye.]

No don't--! [And runs off chasing after the Prop, communicator still on, but left on the table.]
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