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timesbureaucratYou have reached the communicator of Narvinektralonum. Leave a message and if it's important I shall return your call promptly.
domesheriffHi, this is Linda Esquivel, security patrol. Leave a message, and I'll give you a call back soon.
most_fearedIf you wish to put in an alert code, call security directly. If you wish to make a statement, be aware that other authorities will be able to see this message. If you have a received a notification of contact, follow the directions given and arrive at the specified location. Missing a meeting or assignment will nullify all offers of discourse. If you have reached this number in error, hang up. Prank calls will result in blocked numbers.
vengeance_drivenAh... you've reached Niko Bellic. Leave a message. I will probably get back to it soon, unless I have left my phone where I can't hear it. Or one of the animals is laying on it.
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