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most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - tiled bg)
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I would like to inform all imports that archeaologist Rene Belloq has turned himself in on charges of intent to murder and sell artefacts without authority to do so. As he is leveling some serious charges against himself it has been decided that he will be excused permanently from resort service. Rene Belloq from that particular timeline cannot be allowed to return to the resort. [And now comes the part of explaining what that means. That's not going to be a pain in the ass or anything.]

Many people here are aware of the events of their timeline. As a person acquainted with time travel in my universe, we typically have only one timeline. But contact with this universe and its unique properties means that there can be a variety of events divergent that create different timelines.

In layman's terms, this means that you might meet someone who does not share your exact experiences, or someone may come that doesn't recall being here. If another Rene Belloq should arrive, he will not be guilty of the same charges and may not have the same intentions or history, so please approach all familiar individuals with the knowledge that this is not the same person, but instead a markedly similar one.

If you have encountered alternate universes or are familiar with them, you may want to offer your own advice. Thank you for your time.

[video]

Dec. 11th, 2014 01:51 am
schrodingerscatalyst: (hahahaha oh crap)
[personal profile] schrodingerscatalyst
[Have a man who smiles tightly, with no real warmth behind it. Like a courier who's come with some horrible news.]

Hi. I'm Peter Bishop and let's just get this out of the way: yes, for all intents and purposes I am Walter Bishop's son. Please try not to hold that against me. Oh-- and if he gets into any trouble, let me know. [He thinks for a second, head dipped down slightly] Actually, make that when he gets into any trouble.

Anyway, I've got some experience with the FBI so the Resort's decided to bring me on as an investigator. Try not to hold that against me either. I'm not here to bust anybody's chops. Just want to make sure the wrong tech doesn't fall into the wrong hands. So if you need any help, uh. [And like that, he's lost momentum. How do you end these things.]

I'll be around.
usfuzzies: (Facepalm)
[personal profile] usfuzzies
A big thank you to everyone who's been bringing in research samples, and I can now almost conclusively say that the large pseudo-arthropods are -- look, I say 'pseudo arthropod' because a characteristic of arthropoda is a digestive tract, which quadratan spiders do not have.

Because why would they, why would anything on this planet make any kind of sense, that would be ludicrous.
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves
What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

[Text]

Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
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[A man appears on screen. He looks startled for a moment before a grin spreads across his face.]

Marvelous! Not nearly as impressive as my transportation here, but nevertheless, Peter never let me near a communications device with this sort of capability. I don't know what he thought I was going to do with it...

[pause]

Oh, yes! My name is Doctor Walter Bishop, and I will be employed in the laboratories in the museum here near the resort establishment. I would be delighted to speak to whomever sees to the manufacture and maintenance of the transporter, as I'd be interested to find out how I was able to move through space/time without my atomic structure resembling a plate of scrambled eggs.

[another pause]

I shall have to make some eggs as soon as I unpack. Perhaps before.

[Oh, how he wants to get his hands on the spawner in his room.]
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