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May. 3rd, 2015 05:06 am
ewestmarch: (wait wait)
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Hey! Are you listening?

[Emilia knocks on the communicator for effect.]

I didn't authorize being recorded in that swamp.

Where are the lawyers around here?
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[Linda is sitting on a bench in the garden when she activates the feed. she's dressed casually in a coat and jeans, though her right hand visibly has a bandage around it. she looks tired, and she's obviously fallen in some mud at some point today as well]

Anybody else having trouble learning to ride their animals? [there's weariness in her tone. but a thought occurs to her then, and she adds:] Are many people going to be in the race? I know it's optional.

[while the mud is a result of her rocky attempts to learn to ride a "yoshi," her burned hand isn't. it's been a busy day, starting with testing forcefields with Agent K to try to find one like the dome followed by her riding session on the farm. needless to say, relaxing for a bit chatting with friends strikes her as a good way to end an exhausting day]

[Video]

Apr. 4th, 2015 01:59 pm
givessweetness: Ian Hillard, as a priest. (all innocence)
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 Just out of curiosity. If it's too sensitive a topic, I understand. But how do you find a way to deal with. Being here when you just as well could be there. [Not that Wynter could just be there... he doesn't think.] 
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[Agent K really isn't sure that what he's given is accurate so far. Oh the race is- he knows that is going to happen eventually. But when he gets his own invitation he's more than a little baffled.]

So I just got this invitation. [There's the sound of beeping as he's reading through his comm.] Anyone else gonna take 'em up on it?

[Because he's not sure if he will or not. After that incident with the the slick streets, though, a good race might be fun. It's his kind of thing.]
ratkicker: (eh?)
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[The public video feed opens to Jade inside her photography office.]

Alright, so a few days ago, this thing walked into my store, made a mess, and nearly gave me a heart attack. I tried to fight it off, but apparently it's harmless.

[The feed cuts to an image of a gross flesh golem clumsily exiting a small building. To anyone who's seen it before, it's the one belonging to Emilia Westmarch.]

I took a picture when it finally left. Anyone recognize it?
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I would like to inform all imports that archeaologist Rene Belloq has turned himself in on charges of intent to murder and sell artefacts without authority to do so. As he is leveling some serious charges against himself it has been decided that he will be excused permanently from resort service. Rene Belloq from that particular timeline cannot be allowed to return to the resort. [And now comes the part of explaining what that means. That's not going to be a pain in the ass or anything.]

Many people here are aware of the events of their timeline. As a person acquainted with time travel in my universe, we typically have only one timeline. But contact with this universe and its unique properties means that there can be a variety of events divergent that create different timelines.

In layman's terms, this means that you might meet someone who does not share your exact experiences, or someone may come that doesn't recall being here. If another Rene Belloq should arrive, he will not be guilty of the same charges and may not have the same intentions or history, so please approach all familiar individuals with the knowledge that this is not the same person, but instead a markedly similar one.

If you have encountered alternate universes or are familiar with them, you may want to offer your own advice. Thank you for your time.
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Okay, I know I shouldn't panic yet because my father runs off more than a toddler on a sugar high but... [And he mops his face with one hand]

Has anyone seen Walter lately?

[[ooc: please pretend this was on-time ;; stupid illness]]
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[Public | Video]

[Once Niko's comfortably back in his home (because he had to check on his beast, which is scarfing food in the background and his big giant hound is sniffing at it like nothing at all was wrong in the past day), Niko decides to let people know he's alive.]

[He's so angry that he flipped Jeffer's network sensor on by accident. So his swears get replaced by madlib holes of hateful silence. He's still dirty, and tired, and looks like he's ready to tear off someone's face.]

What is that ▬▬▬ English saying about death being exaggerated. Yeah. Something like that.

I know a certain traitorous piece of ▬▬▬ I would like a word with, though. Where are you?! You ▬▬▬ coward son of a ▬▬▬! I'm going to find you even if you don't tell me, so might as well make this easy and not make me any more ▬▬▬ off, ▬▬▬.

[He doesn't actually stick around. He's seen turning it off and leaving. He'll be back later. But he's too pissed.]


OOC: All responses on the network will be after the actual spam thread. No worries, he's not actually going to do anything. He's leaving that to other people.

Lying Liar

Jan. 17th, 2015 09:38 pm
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[Belloq remains in the clothes he was wearing during the expedition of earlier, the pith helmet off his head, but the safari suit dirty and stained from a day crawling about the jungle. His head is bowed in remorse.]

I am sorry to report that Niko Bellic, wilderness guide, fell today in the course of his duty.

I will not distress with details, but only say that we were taken by surprise by a swarm of skeleton archers while exploring a temple. Niko fought bravely, and I owe my life to him. He is a credit to all who risk their lives leading us through the dangerous wilds. May the psychopomp guide him to peace.

I will be at Pugsy's tonight, raising a glass in remembrance, if any would like to join me there.

[And the lie is done. Even Belloq doesn't exactly know where that temple was. Niko, as guide, had that knowledge. There is little chance that someone will find Niko before he really is dead. And Belloq's done his duty to the Orion Syndicate, for which he'll be paid well.]


((OOC: Feel free to network reply or action spam at Pugsy's))

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Jan. 6th, 2015 05:12 am
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I know that we are here voluntarily, and as such this may seem like an odd question to ask...

How do you adjust to not only come from a different planet, but a universe where everything is different? Does it make you happy or do you feel ever more homesick? I have heard it said that something familiar changed only a bit can be more unsettling than something completely alien.
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[Ben is in the lab attached to the museum, holding the video feed pickup not on himself but on one of the research cages. It's better than up to standard for animal treatment standards; Ben figures it's his responsibility.

Inside is mesh netting, and a brick frame from which hang ... what look like two lumps of wet leaves? One's larger than the other.]


It just goes to show that you can't predict what will happen when you introduce new life to an ecosystem. Mostly that turns out to be pretty catastrophic, but sometimes the native species actually adapt.

Take this little creature. [Ben dons a thick glove and reaches carefully into the cage, stroking the smaller of the two bundles. It reveals itself to be a small bat, making a distressed sound at being woken but settling down once its small brain clicks in and it recognizes Ben, bringer of food. It even lets him get the video pickup close to its face before it's had enough: it flaps and flails to a new position.] Native species: Quadratan bat. Small, sharp, even teeth, highly mobile, not very aggressive toward anything that's not a small arthropod. Like other Quadratan animals, they're hermaphroditic. They're also, in their credit, the main predator of the Quadratan silverfish.

It's well adapted to hunt silverfish; as you may've encountered, silverfish like to hide in loosely fractured or joined stone. Well, the bats have a pretty clever way of driving them out. They use a high-frequency signal-- adapted from the echolocation they use to fly-- that agitates the stone and drives their prey out into the open. They're not aggressive, get confused in bright light, and shouldn't be a bother to you.

Now-- for the other specimen.

[He cautiously puts his hand near the larger hanging form, a thing bigger than his fist-- he doesn't even touch it before it burst into motion, pouncing on his hand and trying to get its two large teeth into his glove. Ben lets it savage the thick leather calmly, using its distraction to film it.]

Hylian Keese, not even remotely native to this planet-- looks a bit like a Terran bat, but it's a scavenger as much as anything. See that dentition-- those two large teeth? Not only a wicked bite, but it uses them as a threat. This girl and all her species have a very effective instinct to kill even large prey by driving it out of cover in front of larger predators, or into landscape hazards. Highly aggressive. And some sub-species have adapted to secrete a flammable oil that they ignite by flying near lava-- or any open flame-- allowing them to catch fire without being harmed themselves. It's quite the deterrent to predators or anyone encroaching on their territory. They're dangerous, and if you find one, call the museum. Don't try to wrangle it yourself.

Now, the Keese don't have the adaptation to their sonar that lets them shake silverfish out of the rock around here, but they've started flocking with the native bats who do. Conventional wisdom holds that the larger, more aggressive species would win out, and we'd see a decrease in bat population.

Instead, every bat population we've observed has increased after mixing with Keese. They can't breed with one another and it's not a boom in births-- but individual bats seem to be living longer after they start rubbing shoulders with the Keese. In a literal sense-- they actively socialize with their new neighbors. There are a few theories about why that is, but we'll need more data to pin down the big contributor.

It's a positive story-- especially since the silverfish population seems to be breeding enough to make up for the new predation and we aren't losing an important rung on the Quadratan food chain-- but the lesson to take away is that you can't predict what happens in these situations. And that life is wonderfully adaptable.

[Filtered to Una, Jade]

While I'm thinking about adaptation-- I was looking over some of the survey scans, because I'm researching silverfish along with everything else, for my sins. They thrive in old stone structures-- have you seen these GPR images? Regular, rectangular cavities-- potentially buried ruins. I'm heading out to take a look, and I thought a photographer and an archaeologist might be interested.

[Private to Narvin]
Do we know yet what damn fool set off that spawner?

And are you doing all right?
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What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

[Text]

Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
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[A man appears on screen. He looks startled for a moment before a grin spreads across his face.]

Marvelous! Not nearly as impressive as my transportation here, but nevertheless, Peter never let me near a communications device with this sort of capability. I don't know what he thought I was going to do with it...

[pause]

Oh, yes! My name is Doctor Walter Bishop, and I will be employed in the laboratories in the museum here near the resort establishment. I would be delighted to speak to whomever sees to the manufacture and maintenance of the transporter, as I'd be interested to find out how I was able to move through space/time without my atomic structure resembling a plate of scrambled eggs.

[another pause]

I shall have to make some eggs as soon as I unpack. Perhaps before.

[Oh, how he wants to get his hands on the spawner in his room.]
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Video/Audio

[The feed opens to a young woman standing in front of a rental house. A sign is attached next to the door with "Jade & Co. Photography Services" written on it.]

Hello, I'm Jade, and I just arrived here to open my business. [She moves the camera to a better view of the sign.]

Jade and Co. is a freelance photography business. I do personal portraits, photojournalism, nature shoots, whatever. I've done work back home on documenting species inhabiting my planet, so I can help out with scientific studies if that's what you need.

[A pause.] I'm also capable of traveling outside of town. If you need pictures of the area surrounding the resort, I'm the one to ask.

Thanks.
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So, as it turns out, if you feed animals a lot here? It makes them a little ah- well, anyway, I fed my beast too much and she has decided to be a she and have a kitten.

I have Boone watching her right now, but when the kitten is old enough would someone want it? You wouldn't have to do bribe it to like you like we had to, and would be good for keeping the creepers away.

It is due any day now. When it is born? I will tell you what it looks like.
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.

Harry Mudd.

If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!

If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.

Harry Mudd-!

[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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So how is everybody doin'? [Way to be generic when re-greeting everyone, Agent K.]

[Private to Import Security Personnel | Text]

I just got back. I've been told to disperse your new uniforms.

I also have somethin' important, so make it quick.

[Video]

Sep. 4th, 2014 07:33 pm
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[The video feed opens onto a view of the gardens, which then pans to a certain orange, smiling alien.

Only this time, Wander's fur has large blue patches growing over his body and arms, with a bit on his cheek.
]

Hi there! First, jus' wanted to let everyone know that I'm doin' fine and everythin' is okay. I know that some of you might be worried 'bout this fur problem, but no need to. I was tryin' to grow back some of my hair after the props took it, and well, it worked!

Ha ha!

I bought this potion thing from a man on the street, and he was right 'bout it growin' back, but I had no idea that it'd turn be all blue. I should be okay once everythin' else grows back.

[Which might take a few weeks]

Jus' wanted to let y'all know not to worry!

[He winks and gives a thumbs up to show off just how alright he is.]
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[Audio]

Guten Morgen! [Which he says no matter what time of day it is.] I've realized recently all the unique diseases and ailments that come with living here, and I've been wanting to augment the clinic's database. I offered that I would do some research into diseases native to other universes and I was wondering which ones I should be most alert for. As well as different intoxicating substances. This doesn't necessarily have to include alcohol, but many recreational drugs and they can vary greatly between species.

Also is anyone here experienced with gene therapy? Genetic mapping?

[He wouldn't know the clinical way to put magical elements so he'll leave Braska to that.]
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[The lens of the communicator is covered, but a scratchy female voice can be heard.]

Just hold it and point it over here. This button starts it. Wait, did you already- ?

[The post stops.

When it starts again, it is pointed at a skinny, rotting woman in a long wool gown - Emilia. She is holding a bundle of blue fabric.]


Blackway Clothing, [she begins, smiling primly,] is adequate for your needs if you enjoy poorly-sized, off-the-rack, tacky dish rags to wear on your body. The clothes make the man. Of course, far be it from me to dictate how terrible you want to look. I'm sure it's just fine.

[She unfurls the bundle. It is a t-shirt with an incomprehensible airbrushed slogan, still with the original tags on it.]

But in the event, of, say, an attack by Creepers, the rest of us will all be watching as your pitiful fashion choices do this.

[She holds the shirt at arm's length and crooks a clawlike finger on her opposite hand. A spark of blue flame alights on the tip, and she touches it to the shirt which immediately goes up in flames. As she speaks, it burns almost all the way up to her hand.]

"Stitches" provides custom, quality clothing for any occasion, tailored to fit and priced very reasonably. It is also fireproof.

I think we're finished here.
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