Niko Bellic | Network 002

[vengeance_driven]

[Public | Audio]

So, as it turns out, if you feed animals a lot here? It makes them a little ah- well, anyway, I fed my beast too much and she has decided to be a she and have a kitten.

I have Boone watching her right now, but when the kitten is old enough would someone want it? You wouldn't have to do bribe it to like you like we had to, and would be good for keeping the creepers away.

It is due any day now. When it is born? I will tell you what it looks like.

Comments

[ewestmarch]

Food and heat cycles in cats have nothing to do with each other. Is this a native cat or an import?

[vengeance_driven]

It is a native cat. And apparently here they do. If the animal has plenty to eat? For some reason then it decides to make babies.

Unfortunately this means my hound chases around my friends dog sometimes. [And that seems pretty unsatisfying.]

[ewestmarch]

Keep it away from other cats if you don't want a kitten to deal with.

I'll take it. I like cats.

[vengeance_driven]

I am not terribly against kittens. I grew up on a farm, and here tamed cats are very useful.

Will it get sick? Your friend, he seems very nice, but he can accidentally make things pretty ill.

[ewestmarch]

My friend's none of your business. He likes cats. I'll keep the cat safe.

[vengeance_driven]

Hey. I'm not exactly desperate to find it a home, but I want to make sure it's a good one. I got a right to ask.

[ewestmarch]

If you can find another home for the cat it'd probably be better.

[Sigh.]

[vengeance_driven]

Look, to be honest you don't seem like bad people. You got something on your mind lately? You seem pretty ah... I don't know the word. растројити.

[ewestmarch]

Nailed that one.

I don't know the word either. Work with me.

[vengeance_driven]

Eh. I think that's the best I got. I don't think the butler guy can do much better.

You seem like you got a lot on your head.

[ewestmarch]

Last time there were this many skeletons around it went super well. In my life. We had a fucking picnic with them. A unicorn came by.

[vengeance_driven]

I've never had skeletons so the whole thing was a pain in the ass for me.

But it sounds like a bigger thing to you. What happened?

[ewestmarch]

I died. You don't get this pretty without sleeping in the ground for a few weeks.

[She was never buried, but it doesn't matter. It's better if the story isn't all true, anyway.]

[vengeance_driven]

I'm sorry. Is a shitty fucking reminder.

What did you do when they showed up this time? Did they get either of you?

[ewestmarch]

No. Would I be talking to you if they got me?

[vengeance_driven]

I don't know, you already got up from it once.

[ewestmarch]

That's racist.

[She doesn't sound offended, just sarcastic. As usual.]

We're fine. Did they get you?

[vengeance_driven]

I'll try to work on the "get up twice" notion. [Sarcasm meet Sassy.]

I got shot in the shoulder, but the clinic was able to patch it up quick and I get shot a lot.

[ewestmarch]

That popular, huh?

[vengeance_driven]

I can't help it that I'm a noticeable guy.

Shit.

Maybe I can here. Some sort of camoflage might be a good call.

[ewestmarch]

I can do stealth enchantments on clothing.

[vengeance_driven]

My money is a little low, so I must wait a week or so til next check to take you up on this.

[It's odd his money is low. He was rich before he left home.]

[ewestmarch]

Understand completely. Gotta make a living myself, though.

[vengeance_driven]

Well, it shouldn't take me too long.

[ewestmarch]

I'll be here.

[folkscallmewander]

[Did someone say a free kitty?]

Oh! Oh! Mister Niko! Can I have the kitten? I always wanted a pet!

[vengeance_driven]

It has to be born and get bigger, but my beast is pretty fat now. Maybe is soon.

[folkscallmewander]

Yeah, sorry. Got a lil' impatient there.

So when is it being born?

[vengeance_driven]

Um, I am not sure. I left it with Boone because I thought the resort was a safer place for fat pregnant cat than my house. It should be near, though.

[folkscallmewander]

Okay! Talk to Boone! [He scratches his chin.] I need to buy a ton of cat food and a whelping box and some toys for the cat.

Then I'll talk to him after I do some shoppin'!

[vengeance_driven]

I think by the time it goes to a new home it should be big enough that a box won't do too much.

They like fish. Make sure you have fish.

[folkscallmewander]

Got it. No box, but tons of fish.

I'm gonna have to write this down before I forget.