Niko Bellic | Network 002

[vengeance_driven]

[Public | Audio]

So, as it turns out, if you feed animals a lot here? It makes them a little ah- well, anyway, I fed my beast too much and she has decided to be a she and have a kitten.

I have Boone watching her right now, but when the kitten is old enough would someone want it? You wouldn't have to do bribe it to like you like we had to, and would be good for keeping the creepers away.

It is due any day now. When it is born? I will tell you what it looks like.

Comments

[ewestmarch]

Last time there were this many skeletons around it went super well. In my life. We had a fucking picnic with them. A unicorn came by.

[vengeance_driven]

I've never had skeletons so the whole thing was a pain in the ass for me.

But it sounds like a bigger thing to you. What happened?

[ewestmarch]

I died. You don't get this pretty without sleeping in the ground for a few weeks.

[She was never buried, but it doesn't matter. It's better if the story isn't all true, anyway.]

[vengeance_driven]

I'm sorry. Is a shitty fucking reminder.

What did you do when they showed up this time? Did they get either of you?

[ewestmarch]

No. Would I be talking to you if they got me?

[vengeance_driven]

I don't know, you already got up from it once.

[ewestmarch]

That's racist.

[She doesn't sound offended, just sarcastic. As usual.]

We're fine. Did they get you?

[vengeance_driven]

I'll try to work on the "get up twice" notion. [Sarcasm meet Sassy.]

I got shot in the shoulder, but the clinic was able to patch it up quick and I get shot a lot.

[ewestmarch]

That popular, huh?

[vengeance_driven]

I can't help it that I'm a noticeable guy.

Shit.

Maybe I can here. Some sort of camoflage might be a good call.

[ewestmarch]

I can do stealth enchantments on clothing.

[vengeance_driven]

My money is a little low, so I must wait a week or so til next check to take you up on this.

[It's odd his money is low. He was rich before he left home.]

[ewestmarch]

Understand completely. Gotta make a living myself, though.

[vengeance_driven]

Well, it shouldn't take me too long.

[ewestmarch]

I'll be here.