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[usfuzzies]

Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.

Harry Mudd.

If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!

If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.

Harry Mudd-!

[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]

Comments

[ewestmarch]

He could just have an unfortunate accident...

[athousandcurses]

That sort of reputation, has he? It sounds like there is a story behind this...

[And yep, she wants to hear it. In detail.]

[folkscallmewander]

[Well, Ben looks absolutely livid about this Harry. Surely he can't be as bad as he makes him out to be.]

Maybe he doesn't realize how those barnacles can hurt ships! Didja ever tell him?

[most_feared]

You know, I got a shit load of stories I could share about Jack Jeebs, too. Problem is they both are completely legal and they got the paperwork to vend here, as well as all the warnings.

We gotta catch 'em hip deep in shit here before we can do anything and so far they've been keeping their nose clean.

...Actually to be honest the one with the odd blacked out face seems like the most legit new guy there.

[what_ho_jeeves]

He seemed like a good egg to me.

[Harry Mudd was friendly. And Bertie mistakes friendly for good.]