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resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
usfuzzies) wrote in resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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[He contemplates this with his hand on a chin for just a little too long.]
...I mean no, that's probably not legal, don't.
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[Emilia's tone goes sickly-sweet.]
...For security who may be listening in, I am only joking. I would never intend harm to another visitor.
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So do you mind if I contact you when he inevitably introduces something that needs medicated and-or desexed?
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