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resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
usfuzzies) wrote in resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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I see myself trying to keep a lot of environmentally shocked pets alive until we get a veterinarian. A lot of them will need supplements that a local diet just can't provide-- might be an opportunity for you to make a few credits.
But more importantly, the stuff that doesn't immediately do its best to die is going to do its best to breed and there are going to be a lot of random life-forms that need to be de-sexed.
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[Her methods may be a little outdated, though. Or a lot.]
They just loooove the walking dead, of course, but I learned some before the plague to get by. Any chance there is a kind of universal bird-almanac for the species we might see?
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Hopefully he isn't selling anything that the Institute doesn't have classified with at least a rough biological overview, but I don't trust him not to come up with something really exotic.
...if he does, we'll go from there. Also, I'll look away if anyone punches him in his smug face.
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[He contemplates this with his hand on a chin for just a little too long.]
...I mean no, that's probably not legal, don't.
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[Emilia's tone goes sickly-sweet.]
...For security who may be listening in, I am only joking. I would never intend harm to another visitor.
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So do you mind if I contact you when he inevitably introduces something that needs medicated and-or desexed?
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