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resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
usfuzzies) wrote in resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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To my knowledge, the only thing tormenting Mudd is that people aren't making him rich, and the happy knowledge that every new scheme's going to be the one that pays off.
I don't know if pathological optimism is a real diagnosis, but if it is, he's got it.
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