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resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
usfuzzies) wrote in resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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We gotta catch 'em hip deep in shit here before we can do anything and so far they've been keeping their nose clean.
...Actually to be honest the one with the odd blacked out face seems like the most legit new guy there.
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They say he's a Jovian, the other vendor. Nothing bad to say about him yet except that I don't know him.
Mudd always stays legal, somehow-- if he spent half as much time researching what he sells as he does intersystem law...
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I just hope we can nip it in the bud before we're hip deep in tribbles. Or worse.