Bennett Rainsford (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
usfuzzies) wrote in resort_link2014-11-04 07:12 pm
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Harry Mudd is one of our new vendors.
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
Harry Mudd.
If you're considering buying anything -- houseplant, pet, 'innocent decoration', from that man-- consider otherwise. He's a menace and he should be banned from being within twenty meters of livestock and produce let alone handling it-!
If he tells you it's neutered don't believe him, if he tells you it's 'not dangerous' remember that some systems only define 'dangerous' as 'predatory, noxious, or aggressive'. Gimlian moss barnacles aren't dangerous by that definition, and they've destroyed more ships with clogged fuel exhaust ports than I've had field rations.
Harry Mudd-!
[He cuts the feed with a wordless snarl of frustration]
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I can even come with ya!
[Obviously, this is going to help.]
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[Ben considers Wander being within the area of effect of Mudd's effusively obfuscating salesmanship. It's horrifying.]
No, son. That's okay. I'll be fine on my own. You just steer clear of him, all right-?
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For a while.]
You sure? Don'tcha think it'd be better if all of us go?
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