Agent K | Network 001

[most_feared]

[Public | Audio]

[Agent K has been here for a little bit, and is settling in pretty quickly. Given all the other weird shit he's encountered in his career having to walk around with a foil lined fedora isn't too strange. That said, despite being used to every brand of pink, purple, and blue fuckery he's not too fond of the idea of some of his thoughts just popping into other people's heads.]

[So, today he's going to check in on the current stash of resort workers to see how people are doing so that he can be overly cautious.]

I figure as non-natives we might be a little more susceptible to this bug goin' around, so I was wondering if anyone brought in by the resort woke up with a hell of hangover and no drinking last night to go with it. I put some tylenol up at the front desk in security if anybody I'm workin' with is having any issues.

That is if you're not allergic, anyway.

Comments

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin opted for a tinfoil skullcap. It isn't stylish, but it works.

Also, thank you for supplying tylenol and not aspirin. Narvin does not want to die a horrible death because he got the wrong flu medication.]

Any word on whether it's restricted to intelligent life? Or do you patrollers get to enjoy listening to the thoughts of giant spiders pondering the tastiness of your dissolved flesh as they attack you.

[what_ho_jeeves]

Bug? You mean the arachnid whatsits that the brochure mentioned?

[Audio]

[tawarwaith]

[Tauriel is glad that it is audio, she doesn't know if she could deal with the muted colors right now.]

I think you speak of me My head hurts though I did not imbibe anything other than water.

[audio]

[andiwillfollow]

What's tylenol?

[If it helps he'll probably need it, because much to his chagrin he's been having a hell of a headache lately.]

audio

[thumbsdown]

[Boone is aware of the bug going around, but he hasn't showed any of the symptoms. He's glad for that. He'd wear tinfoil if he had to, but he'd still be paranoid people could hear what he was thinking.]

Not sure what tylenol is, but I don't think I need it. How many people are sick?

[A lot of people by the sounds of it.]