Agent K | Network 001

[most_feared]

[Public | Audio]

[Agent K has been here for a little bit, and is settling in pretty quickly. Given all the other weird shit he's encountered in his career having to walk around with a foil lined fedora isn't too strange. That said, despite being used to every brand of pink, purple, and blue fuckery he's not too fond of the idea of some of his thoughts just popping into other people's heads.]

[So, today he's going to check in on the current stash of resort workers to see how people are doing so that he can be overly cautious.]

I figure as non-natives we might be a little more susceptible to this bug goin' around, so I was wondering if anyone brought in by the resort woke up with a hell of hangover and no drinking last night to go with it. I put some tylenol up at the front desk in security if anybody I'm workin' with is having any issues.

That is if you're not allergic, anyway.

Comments

[most_feared]

[Bertie, he can only imagine how other people react to you when you talk.] That's the long of it, yeah.

If you've had headaches you don't usually get you might uh... wanna throw on a tinfoil hat or else someone might catch somethin' you're thinkin'.

[what_ho_jeeves]

Tinfoil hat? I'm sure Jeeves wouldn't approve.

I'm sure my touch of throbbing in the head is simply the natural result of getting filled up the back gills the night before and no Jeevesian miracle restorative to offset the effects.

[most_feared]

Well, if you got filled up to the back gills to the point of colors not happenin' the way they should you oughta start swimmin' in a different ocean there, tiger.

[what_ho_jeeves]

[Bertie blinks at him, befuddled.]

Do you mean I should have brandy tonight instead of whiskey and s?

[most_feared]

Somewhere in that vicinity.

[He's really not even sure what they're talking about anymore because somehow a discussion with Bertie can side-track you over into lala land.]

[what_ho_jeeves]

Right-o. I shall take your advice under due consideration.