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[ewestmarch]

Hey! Are you listening?

[Emilia knocks on the communicator for effect.]

I didn't authorize being recorded in that swamp.

Where are the lawyers around here?

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[timesbureaucrat]

Ah yes, one an ancient profession esteemed by some hominid cultures, the other a group of people who will sell out their morality for money. The latter are, of course, the lawyers.

[Narvin hadn't always had such a poor opinion of lawyers, but Darkel had rather soured him on legal interpreters.]

[vengeance_driven]

I hate to agree with him but lawyers have been terrible people in my experience.

[You know, tearing off the hood of his car or car doors and things in fits of jealousy.]

[ewestmarch]

Terrible people you pay to be terrible at somebody else, yeah.

[ewestmarch]

You come up with that all by yourself?

[timesbureaucrat]

What, do you not think me capable of a sense of humour?

[He absolutely did borrow it.]