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what_ho_jeeves ([personal profile] what_ho_jeeves) wrote in [community profile] resort_link2014-11-19 01:24 pm

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What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
ewestmarch: (sly)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-11-25 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Have to weigh which you value more, I guess. Your white jacket or the approval of strangers.
ewestmarch: (smile)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-11-25 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Emilia cackles.]

After my own heart. Did you burn something of his?
ewestmarch: (sly)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-11-27 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
So you're afraid of him. He usually an arsonist?
ewestmarch: (stare)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-11-29 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Some worker, if he can burn your stuff.
ewestmarch: (stare)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
The... market aisle?
ewestmarch: (wait wait)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-05 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Alright.

You know you can just say "I don't."
ewestmarch: (stare)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
She can handle it. Don't baby a person just because she's a woman.
ewestmarch: (sly)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-06 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're not that much of a catch. She'll find somebody else if she's into skinny and stupid.
ewestmarch: (stare)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
You said that last time.
ewestmarch: (stare)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I said you were stupid twice, does it make that true?
ewestmarch: (wait wait)

[personal profile] ewestmarch 2014-12-08 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What a shock.