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What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!
Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.
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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.
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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
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Does that mean that I am correct to wear a white mess jacket no matter who should poo-poo at the notion?
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After my own heart. Did you burn something of his?
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Oh, I could never do such a thing. A pipped Jeeves is a foe to be reckoned with. Jeeves is the sort of chap of whom one might say "no better friend, no worse enemy."
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[Bertie is a man of self-delusion.]
But I do not wish to offend him, either. Jeeves is special, a paragon among paragons, and all my chums would like nothing so much as to woo him away from my service.
And he only rarely burns my clothing. More often he gives the offending article away to some chap in need.
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[Bertie can go on like this for a while.]
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You know you can just say "I don't."
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Wait just a bally moment, I'm not stupid. I'll have you know that I am considered quite the intellectual of my friends.
[This is true. But only because his friends are even more hopeless than he is.]
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Oh, it must be correct then, if I said it twice.
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Now you're confusing me.
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