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[what_ho_jeeves]

What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.

Comments

[ewestmarch]

Yeah. Alright.

You know you can just say "I don't."

[what_ho_jeeves]

I couldn't do that; it would hurt the poor girl's feelings to be thus rejected. No, the filly must always end the match herself.

[ewestmarch]

She can handle it. Don't baby a person just because she's a woman.

[what_ho_jeeves]

But what if she cries? I don't think I could hold firm in the face of tears.

[ewestmarch]

You're not that much of a catch. She'll find somebody else if she's into skinny and stupid.

[what_ho_jeeves]

Yes, that's what I would think, but Madeline Bassett is--

Wait just a bally moment, I'm not stupid. I'll have you know that I am considered quite the intellectual of my friends.

[This is true. But only because his friends are even more hopeless than he is.]

[ewestmarch]

You said that last time.

[what_ho_jeeves]

I did?

Oh, it must be correct then, if I said it twice.

[ewestmarch]

I said you were stupid twice, does it make that true?

[what_ho_jeeves]

[Bertie frowns, perplexed by this logistical conundrum he's gotten himself into. If p therefore q and "p" = "something said twice," but "q" = "something Bertie does not wish to be so..."]

Now you're confusing me.

[ewestmarch]

What a shock.