[video :: 001]

[because_its_cool]

[A man appears on screen. He looks startled for a moment before a grin spreads across his face.]

Marvelous! Not nearly as impressive as my transportation here, but nevertheless, Peter never let me near a communications device with this sort of capability. I don't know what he thought I was going to do with it...

[pause]

Oh, yes! My name is Doctor Walter Bishop, and I will be employed in the laboratories in the museum here near the resort establishment. I would be delighted to speak to whomever sees to the manufacture and maintenance of the transporter, as I'd be interested to find out how I was able to move through space/time without my atomic structure resembling a plate of scrambled eggs.

[another pause]

I shall have to make some eggs as soon as I unpack. Perhaps before.

[Oh, how he wants to get his hands on the spawner in his room.]

Comments

[because_its_cool]

[It's ok. Walter doesn't notice. Maybe they're more alike than they think.]

Both! The subtle tang of the berry blends very well with the salty sweetness of the brown sugar rubbed bacon. Have you ever made pork chops with grapes and apples? Something like that, only substitute raspberries and strawberries. I've been meaning to recreate it for some time. Would you be interested?

motherfucking html

[most_feared]

[He... honestly doesn't so. Cranberry sauce on baked ham goes really well together. In his opinion. But... experimental.]

How did you do it?

[More investigation required.]

I'm not dead!

[because_its_cool]

It's not a difficult process. I can show you if you like? I'm sure this splendid machine here in my room can provide the ingredients. Do you like to cook? I find gastronomic chemistry one of my favorite pastimes.

OMG YOU'RE REVIVED!

[most_feared]

I'm not too good a cook but I'm not opposed to trying some.

[He's at least not turned off to the prospect of being a labrat when it comes to food.]

still not dead!

[because_its_cool]

[Watch it, Kay. Walter loves having willing labrats.]

When I get settled in the lab we'll do just that! You aren't allergic to anything, are you?

/continues to revive

[most_feared]

Ceremonial perfume for Lichtonian concubines but they don't make that particular combination of chemicals in most parts of the galaxy.

[because_its_cool]

[Walter tilts his head.]

From Lichtenstein?

[It's the only Lichtonian sort of place he's aware of, and that's not a completely accurate phrasing. English has never been a perfect language.]

I'm not familiar. What happens when you come into contact with it?

[most_feared]

From Lichton. It's a planet. They sell good grapes there. People send them through our customs often.

I sneeze a lot. Stuffy nose. I don't get rashes or anything, I lucked out there. It's just a minor allergy.