[Video]

[folkscallmewander]

[The video feed opens onto a view of the gardens, which then pans to a certain orange, smiling alien.

Only this time, Wander's fur has large blue patches growing over his body and arms, with a bit on his cheek.]

Hi there! First, jus' wanted to let everyone know that I'm doin' fine and everythin' is okay. I know that some of you might be worried 'bout this fur problem, but no need to. I was tryin' to grow back some of my hair after the props took it, and well, it worked!

Ha ha!

I bought this potion thing from a man on the street, and he was right 'bout it growin' back, but I had no idea that it'd turn be all blue. I should be okay once everythin' else grows back.

[Which might take a few weeks]

Jus' wanted to let y'all know not to worry!

[He winks and gives a thumbs up to show off just how alright he is.]

Comments

[video]

[what_ho_jeeves]

[Fashionable? Bertie does like being on the cutting edge of fashion, so Wander's comment makes him see his blue patch in a new light. He removes his hat again so it's on display.]

I have always prided myself on being a man forward thinking in ways of fashion. I wrote an article on it once, for M'lady's Boudoir, called "What the Well-Dressed Man Is Wearing."

[It's probably a good thing that Jeeves isn't here, or he'd be having fits worse than when Bertie tried to grow a mustache.]

[video]

[folkscallmewander]

Really?! In an actual paper?

[It would make sense. Bertie's always well-dressed every time Wander sees him, so he should know a thing or two about good clothes.]

[video]

[what_ho_jeeves]

A lady's journal, but yes. A published writer stands before you. ...only not really before you, but stands on the other end of one of these screen whatsits.

[video]

[folkscallmewander]

Maybe you should also write somethin' 'bout fashion here, too! There's lotsa folks that'd appreciate the advice!

[video]

[what_ho_jeeves]

[Bertie brightens.]

I say, that's a corking idea! I've been meaning to put my hand to pen and paper of late, but without Jeeves have found myself uninspired, but that puts the old spark right back in the onion.

[video]

[folkscallmewander]

I'm glad your onion sparks again, Bertie! [Whatever that Earth idiom means.] I think reception's got some paper that you're free to use!

[video]

[what_ho_jeeves]

Thank you, Wander. You have give this Wooster fresh purpose. [Indeed, Bertie's face has the look of a man determined.] I shall acquire myself some paper forthwith!