[Video]

[folkscallmewander]

[The video feed opens onto a view of the gardens, which then pans to a certain orange, smiling alien.

Only this time, Wander's fur has large blue patches growing over his body and arms, with a bit on his cheek.]

Hi there! First, jus' wanted to let everyone know that I'm doin' fine and everythin' is okay. I know that some of you might be worried 'bout this fur problem, but no need to. I was tryin' to grow back some of my hair after the props took it, and well, it worked!

Ha ha!

I bought this potion thing from a man on the street, and he was right 'bout it growin' back, but I had no idea that it'd turn be all blue. I should be okay once everythin' else grows back.

[Which might take a few weeks]

Jus' wanted to let y'all know not to worry!

[He winks and gives a thumbs up to show off just how alright he is.]

Comments

[most_feared]

Looks like you're doin' the walk of shame after a heated night with a seventies throw pillow there, squirt. As long as it's not hurting you, but you might wanna keep an eye on that.

He was a reputable dealer, right?

[what_ho_jeeves]

[Bertie stares at Wander, gape-mouthed for a few seconds.]

Oh dear.

...

I say, am I thus afflicted?

[He tentatively takes off his hat and lowers his head in front of the camera so the hair on his crown is showing. There are blue strands of hair filling out what had previously been a thinning spot.]

[ewestmarch]

So what are you, anyway?