Junior Apothecary Emilia Westmarch (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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resort_link2014-08-29 01:05 am
ewestmarch) wrote in resort_link2014-08-29 01:05 am
A Modest Advertisement. (content warning: fire)
[The lens of the communicator is covered, but a scratchy female voice can be heard.]
Just hold it and point it over here. This button starts it. Wait, did you already- ?
[The post stops.
When it starts again, it is pointed at a skinny, rotting woman in a long wool gown - Emilia. She is holding a bundle of blue fabric.]
Blackway Clothing, [she begins, smiling primly,] is adequate for your needs if you enjoy poorly-sized, off-the-rack, tacky dish rags to wear on your body. The clothes make the man. Of course, far be it from me to dictate how terrible you want to look. I'm sure it's just fine.
[She unfurls the bundle. It is a t-shirt with an incomprehensible airbrushed slogan, still with the original tags on it.]
But in the event, of, say, an attack by Creepers, the rest of us will all be watching as your pitiful fashion choices do this.
[She holds the shirt at arm's length and crooks a clawlike finger on her opposite hand. A spark of blue flame alights on the tip, and she touches it to the shirt which immediately goes up in flames. As she speaks, it burns almost all the way up to her hand.]
"Stitches" provides custom, quality clothing for any occasion, tailored to fit and priced very reasonably. It is also fireproof.
I think we're finished here.
Just hold it and point it over here. This button starts it. Wait, did you already- ?
[The post stops.
When it starts again, it is pointed at a skinny, rotting woman in a long wool gown - Emilia. She is holding a bundle of blue fabric.]
Blackway Clothing, [she begins, smiling primly,] is adequate for your needs if you enjoy poorly-sized, off-the-rack, tacky dish rags to wear on your body. The clothes make the man. Of course, far be it from me to dictate how terrible you want to look. I'm sure it's just fine.
[She unfurls the bundle. It is a t-shirt with an incomprehensible airbrushed slogan, still with the original tags on it.]
But in the event, of, say, an attack by Creepers, the rest of us will all be watching as your pitiful fashion choices do this.
[She holds the shirt at arm's length and crooks a clawlike finger on her opposite hand. A spark of blue flame alights on the tip, and she touches it to the shirt which immediately goes up in flames. As she speaks, it burns almost all the way up to her hand.]
"Stitches" provides custom, quality clothing for any occasion, tailored to fit and priced very reasonably. It is also fireproof.
I think we're finished here.
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Like I said to him, the radiation coverage will also do poisons, natural toxins, venoms, druid or shaman magic. I can also do extremes in temperature, arcane or dark magic, demonfire, freezing projectiles...
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I've got an armoured coat that could use both. How much would it be?
[If he can't afford both, he'll just pick one. He can always get the other done later, when he's got enough to pay for it.]
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[He probably wouldn't know if something was enchanted anyway, just from looking at it.]
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[She rattles off the price, in emeralds: not as expensive as an entire piece of clothing, but not cheap.]
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Could I get one and then come back later for another one?
[He doesn't spend his money all that fast, but he likes to keep some on him just incase. Paying for both at the same time would leave him kind of short.]