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what_ho_jeeves ([personal profile] what_ho_jeeves) wrote in [community profile] resort_link2014-11-19 01:24 pm

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What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.
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[personal profile] quixotically 2014-11-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. I guess that's just how they talked back then.

I really wish I pulled the shrine to an evil toaster thing out of my imagination. But I've actually seen it. I know that toaster.
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[personal profile] quixotically 2014-11-21 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't hear it, but Elle laughs.]

He likes to think it is. But he doesn't really have legs. Or arms. So there isn't a whole lot of evil he can get up to.

We're all very grateful.