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[what_ho_jeeves]

What ho, what ho, what ho, guests all!

Back home, I was a writer of sorts, and upon occasion I turned my talents to the aid of my Aunt Dahlia for her magazine, writing fashion tips and the like. Yes, I am the author of "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing This Season." And, since the season has changed, I thought to try my hand at it again.

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Now that the winter season is upon us, it is time to bundle up warmly, but this is no reason to set fashion aside. On the contrary, the layers and textures of winter clothes allow for great opportunities to display one's haute designs. Aubergine is the colour of the season this year, so you cannot go wrong adding an aubergine hat to your ensemble, or a fine wool aubergine scarf. For the more daring, try a Drazi purple sash. To keep warm on the chilly nights, consider a Creeper-inspired green parka, or, for a sleeker look, a Centauri military-style overcoat. Under all circumstances, do not wear white.

Comments

[what_ho_jeeves]

Why doesn't the Commandment just say it that way, then? That would be dashed easier to understand. "Thou shalt not establish shrines to evil toasters."

Also a bit repetitive. I should think that would be covered under the prior Commandment of "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." Including gods of evil toasters.

[quixotically]

I have no idea. I guess that's just how they talked back then.

I really wish I pulled the shrine to an evil toaster thing out of my imagination. But I've actually seen it. I know that toaster.

[what_ho_jeeves]

You know an evil toaster god?

Is his "bread"th of evil a match for Beelzebub?

[quixotically]

[He can't hear it, but Elle laughs.]

He likes to think it is. But he doesn't really have legs. Or arms. So there isn't a whole lot of evil he can get up to.

We're all very grateful.