Agent K | Network 003

[most_feared]

[Public | Text]

So how is everybody doin'? [Way to be generic when re-greeting everyone, Agent K.]

[Private to Import Security Personnel | Text]

I just got back. I've been told to disperse your new uniforms.

I also have somethin' important, so make it quick.

Comments

[most_feared]

I've got real good news for you, Mr. Wooster. We now have the technology to use both lower case letters and periods. It's a wonderful time we're visiting. You might want to explore the text options on your phone a little bit more.

[what_ho_jeeves]

[There's a long time before Bertie's next reply. He is trying to work out this Fascinating New Thing. ...He's getting there.]

Why, that's absolutely corking stop.

Much better than a telegram stop.

Now I have no risk of mistaking the name Robin with the bird robin, for a capital letter will distinguish the two stop. [Not that his has ever been a problem for him before, but Bertie thinks about such things.]

[most_feared]

You can also send messages without typing stop. It's pretty exciting.

[On the other end of this comm, Kay has the most flat expression imaginable as he's typing "exciting". Though the truth is if he were from Bertie's time? He'd probably be trying to do something very similar.]

[what_ho_jeeves]

I can.

[It's supposed to be a question, but he's working out one punctuation mark at a time.]

How will you know when my sentence is finished.

[Also supposed to be a question.]

[most_feared]

Because of the period, or any other sort of punctuation you use.

I'll know the same way you know mine is finished.

[what_ho_jeeves]

[The shoe drops, the lightbulb goes on, and Bertie can finally see the shoe for what it is and stops thinking that it's a hat.]

I say, it's like a typewriter



!

[He's still working on punctuation.]

A typewriter that immediately sends my typed pages from writer to reader without requiring an editor and publisher and a printing press and all that work that is usually required to join writer to reader.

[most_feared]

Yes, well. Win some. Lose some.

[Some messages could really stand some post-editing. Bertie's actually doing pretty well in comparison there.]