Agent K | Network 006

[most_feared]

Audio | Public

[Agent K really isn't sure that what he's given is accurate so far. Oh the race is- he knows that is going to happen eventually. But when he gets his own invitation he's more than a little baffled.]

So I just got this invitation. [There's the sound of beeping as he's reading through his comm.] Anyone else gonna take 'em up on it?

[Because he's not sure if he will or not. After that incident with the the slick streets, though, a good race might be fun. It's his kind of thing.]

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[una_persson]

[In a tone of high indignance:]

Did you know that there are moa here?

[most_feared]

[That is the funniest voice and he can only imagine her face.] I did not know that some of those had come in, no. Maybe they're plannin' to put in an order if people agree.

That's alright though, if it's too much for you.

[He's going to egg her on to do it. He has to.]

[una_persson]

[She sees what you're doing there, Kay. You can hear the eyeroll in her voice.]

And what did they stick you with?

[most_feared]

I have no idea what the hell it is, but I'll give it a shot.

[Can you blame him?]

[una_persson]

...I suppose I will too. If for no other reason than that I don't want whatever smart-arse who thought this would be funny to find some alternative means of...doing whatever it is they're doing.

[As public humiliations go, this is hardly the worst.]

[most_feared]

I think that AI likes seeing what he can get away with. 'Cause if you think about it, smartassin' was pretty much the only way to get involved.

[una_persson]

Jeffers has a terrible sense of humour.

[Said with some rancor. You might have noticed the new particularly ugly plant in the greenhouse? The one that is currently past the peak of its smelliness, but which is kind of horrible to look at all the same.

Una's still grumpy about that.]

[most_feared]

I take it you've already ran into it. [He can tell from her tone, there.]

[una_persson]

Oh yes.

Does the scientific name Rafflesia arnoldii ring a bell for you, by any chance?

[most_feared]

It actually does. They just got one in the gardens. Looking to put it in a display.

I bet you got it at a different time.

[una_persson]

I certainly did. More's the pity.

[most_feared]

At the very least you can say you've had an experience few will share.

Lucky he didn't send you after a Dendrocnide moroides. Then you woulda found yourself in a real heap o' shit.

[una_persson]

...You mean that absolutely literally, don't you.

[most_feared]

Unfortunately chances are very high you would have crapped yourself, yes. That thing has made men shoot themselves in the head.

[una_persson]

I am never getting on Jeffers's bad side again.

[most_feared]

Don't piss off people that like flowers. Most samurai were also florists.