[Video] Time is relative.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin appears on screen, face wan and dark circles under his eyes.]

The date stamp on my communicator says that it's month 10, day 7 by the local calendar system. Please confirm.

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[timesbureaucrat]

[He sniffs.]

I'm half convinced that tribbles are nothing but fur, mouths, and reproductive organs.

[usfuzzies]

You're barely exaggerating. They've got a neurology about as primitive as Terra's less developed fish. Cuddlier, though, which is a pretty good survival trait around hominids.

[timesbureaucrat]

Well, provided the hominids don't decide it looks like it would, if skinned ground and cooked, make a good hamburger.

Although that would be one way of curtailing the population.