Yeah, it sounds like you're gonna need the night off.

I'll drop off a line to the guys upstairs for you, alright? Make sure they pull in someone to cover shift. I'd wager they were ready for this as soon as it started goin' around. You need me to pick somethin' up from the clinic for you?

[No use in being a jerk and cutting her off there when healthy coworkers greatly decrease the risk of you getting your ass shot while on the job.]