Hey, you should have seen me with a new smart phone. Is hard to get used to. [Niko has a thick Balkan accent, and he's still mastering English so he slips up. He's not bad at it, but he does pretty well.]

Здраво пријатељ. I'm Niko Bellic.

[Somehow he's gotten more used to the giant strange aliens around here in the past few weeks than he has running into near human looking ones with just subtly pointed ears.] So uh... You're шумска вила... Вилењак. Like the red-headed lady. [He's had no reason to learn the English word for "elf" yet.]