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resort_link2014-06-18 05:46 pm
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On the top floors of this resort, in the conference rooms and penthouse suites, even now the politicians and diplomats are discussing whether or not they'd like to go gallivanting around our universes, and we aren't allowed even a cursory peep at what they're talking about, much less a formal seat at the table.
[Small grenade of political discontent lobbed, Narvin switches topic.]
Also, I want to make it known preemptively that yes, I am a technician and computer specialist, but no, I will not fix your personal computer, communicator, speeder, spawner, or whatever else you brought with you. I'm a researcher, not a common mechanic. [Actually, he might fix your computer, if he likes you. But Narvin doesn't like many people as a general rule.He also might offer to repair it if he thinks that you might have interesting files on your files that he might hack, but that's another matter.]
[Small grenade of political discontent lobbed, Narvin switches topic.]
Also, I want to make it known preemptively that yes, I am a technician and computer specialist, but no, I will not fix your personal computer, communicator, speeder, spawner, or whatever else you brought with you. I'm a researcher, not a common mechanic. [Actually, he might fix your computer, if he likes you. But Narvin doesn't like many people as a general rule.
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[Awkward pause.]
Well...my condolences.
[Another pause.]
But it's still a ridiculous name.
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[A pause.]
And you're still a prat, so call it even.