[There are no such things as brothels in the Woodland Realm and very few in any city of man either. They are an all but foreign concept in the world of Arda.]

So it is a place for them to make friends then? What is so bad about that? The pole looked like it was meant for display. Is it for games and challenges of acrobatic skill? If so I am certain I could win!

[omg Tauriel.... no.]